4/27/2012 2:28pm

1,335,293 minutes since the last post
2 girlfriends
1 marriage
1 wife
0 children
2 apartments
2 dogs
1 0 cats
1 job quit
1 job started
1 blog started
1 blog neglected
0 followers
1 promise to be better

10/13/2009 7:36PM

5 Days Since Last Post
15 Meals
4 Showers
10 Times Teeth Brushed
2 Long Car Rides
2.75 Hours Apiece
3 Days With Her
4 Nights With Her
1 Cold
1 Bag of Cold-Eeze
1 Bag of Ricola
1 Afrin Nose Spray
1 Glass of Wine
2 Bottles of Beer
2 Drafts of Beer
2 Home Cooked Meals
1 Bowl of Cereal
1 Delicious Omelet
1 Pepper
1 Onion
1 Slice of Cheese
3 Eggs
1 Pinch of Salt
1 Pinch of Pepper
1 Gallon of Apple Cider
1 Loaf of Pumpkin Bread
1 Bag of Wilbur's Dark Chocolate Buds
3 Wedges of Craft Cheese
4 Movies
0 Disappointing Movies
1 Great Lunch at 5 Guys

10/8/09

1 MARC Train Ride
1 Metro Train Ride
1 Walk to Work
7 Elevator Rides
1 Peanut Butter Sandwich
2 Slices of 5 Grain Bread
4 Scoops of Peanut Butter
3 Glasses of Water
1 Cup of Coffee
1 Dark Cherry Yogurt Parfait
12 Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits
15 Baby Carrots
1 Multi-Vitamin
28 Business Cards Entered into Database
1 Group Phone Call
5 Articles Linked
3 Trips to the Bathroom
5 Trips to the Kitchen
83 Songs Tracks
20 Minutes Before the End of Work

9:23 pm

3 Times "Fireflies" by Owl City Played
3 New Designs for You-Topian
9 Pictures Downloaded and Changed
0.5 Glasses of Water
3 Chicken Patties with Cheese and Mustard on 5 Grain Toast
5 Minutes Until She Gets Out of Class
2.5 Hours Until Sleep Should Be Taken

0 Push Ups....

4:38

4 Slices of Turkey Gone Bad
1 Slice of Cheese Wasted
2 Slices of 4 Grain Bread Wasted
3 Bites
0 Sickness
8 Baby Carrots
2 Packages of Mushroom Chicken Ramen
1 Lemon Iced Tea
3 Glasses of Water
2 Hours Worth of Meeting
20 Minutes Worth of Input
4 Minutes Before Work is Over

11:24am

2 Drafts of Malaysian RFP
1 Conversation About Pets
9 Pets Mentioned
1 Tall Bold Coffee from Starbucks (Free)
1 Pumpkin and Cream Cheese Muffin (1.95)
6 Elevator Rides
1 Glass of Water
1 Vitamin
2 Facebook Posts
3 Delicious Posts

10/7/2009

2 Days in Maryland
2 Days Until Pennsylvania
15 Minutes Before Leaving for the Train
4 Minutes Before Fixing Lunch
11 Hours Before Relaxation

10:48pm

2 Slices of Dark Pumpernickel Bread
4 Slices of Peppercorn Turkey
1 Slice of Ultra Sharp Cheddar
45 Minute Car Ride
150 Pounds of Clay Wedged
18 Pounds of Clay Re-wedged
6 Balls of Clay
3 Pounds Each
4 Bowls Created
1 Flop
45 Minute Car Ride
2 Locks
3 Dogs
3 Doors
1 Bed

6:26

1 Day of Work
2 Train Rides
2 Metro Rides
2 Car Rides
8 Elevator Rides
96 Miles

26 Pushups
186 pounds...

3:19 PM

1 Grande Starbucks Coffee (Black)
1 Group Proposal Meeting
1 Hour in the Sun
1 Sugar (Hypoglycemia) Attack
2.25 Sugary Ginger Snaps
1 More Glass of Water
1 Paragraph on Libel Laws Used as Censorship in Malaysia
2 Searches of the U.S. Census Bureau
1 Hour 23 Minutes Until Work is Over